So this cap is based of a really enjoyable story called Girls Night Out by Amber Smithe. The text is meant to mirror the plot/dialogue of the story...enjoy!
Dear, you'll get an eternity of the girls-night-out in Hellfire if you dont follow us...
HEER YE! O HEER YE!!
I'd like to meet you in intoxicating Seventh-Heaven... yet, you first must be prepared: Find-out what RCIA means and join; classes are free, starting early September.
Aint no joke, earthling: our indelible soul is on the line. What's 77ish years compared to the length N breadth of eternity? What's the Tyranny of Progressivism compared to the saving of our soul?
Doesnt make any difference if you're an atheist; doesn't make a whole-hilla-beans wortha difference when you croak. You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!! ...yet, if you've been a non-believer your entire, finite existence, Jesus maaay not hear you. Billions of everlasting souls are now in Hellfire without the basic nessecities for eternity. Are you actually willing to take THAT risk of being condemned?
Again, Jesus laughs when you should've learned the meaning of wisdom N discernment, mortal sinner - as am I. Im sooo not better than you ...yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj which'll save-your-soul, kapiche?? Sorry fo d'New Yoirk accent. Again, find-out what RCIA means. Make Your Choice -SAW
PS 'Saving souls from Hell should be your primary occupation' -Jesus
Turn-away from idolatry (worshipping the world). Turn-away from sin. Turn 180° Turn RITE. reTurn to Jesus: repent and be forgiven. Focus on Jesus. Follow us to the Great Beyond. Follow us to Seventh-Heaven. Follow us to Holy Mass & say the Rosary once per day. Do the RCIA, too. I. Love. You. bro I'll pray for you. trustNjesus. ALWAYS. God bless your indelible soul.
perfect tg brainwash!!! i love it
ReplyDeleteDear, you'll get an eternity
ReplyDeleteof the girls-night-out in Hellfire
if you dont follow us...
HEER YE! O HEER YE!!
I'd like to meet you
in intoxicating Seventh-Heaven...
yet, you first must be prepared:
Find-out what RCIA means and join;
classes are free,
starting early September.
Aint no joke, earthling:
our indelible soul is on the line.
What's 77ish years compared to
the length N breadth of eternity?
What's the Tyranny of Progressivism
compared to the saving of our soul?
Doesnt make any difference
if you're an atheist;
doesn't make a whole-hilla-beans
wortha difference when you croak.
You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!!
...yet, if you've been a non-believer
your entire, finite existence,
Jesus maaay not hear you.
Billions of everlasting souls
are now in Hellfire without
the basic nessecities for eternity.
Are you actually willing
to take THAT risk of being condemned?
Again, Jesus laughs when you
should've learned the
meaning of wisdom N discernment,
mortal sinner - as am I.
Im sooo not better than you
...yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
Sorry fo d'New Yoirk accent.
Again, find-out what RCIA means.
Make Your Choice -SAW
PS 'Saving souls from Hell
should be your
primary occupation'
-Jesus
Turn-away from idolatry
(worshipping the world).
Turn-away from sin.
Turn 180°
Turn RITE.
reTurn to Jesus:
repent and be forgiven.
Focus on Jesus.
Follow us to the Great Beyond.
Follow us to Seventh-Heaven.
Follow us to Holy Mass
& say the Rosary once per day.
Do the RCIA, too.
I. Love. You. bro
I'll pray for you.
trustNjesus.
ALWAYS.
God bless your indelible soul.