Hello all. Sorry its been so long since I last posted. Life had just been busy, and when I have had time to commit to this blog, my mind has been fluttering around too much to find something solid. On the plus side, that means that the next "Hypnotic Wishes" segment is on its way, while the idea for the next "S.H.E.M.A.L.E Starz" is firmly locked down. On the minus side, it means less captions, so all I have for you today is this one, which I actually enjoyed writing. It is a single caption split into three sections detailing the slow, self-imposed transformation of a young online blogger. Sigh. The ends to which sibling competition and one-upping will push you too is simply marvelous. Enjoy.