Hi all. I've been in a bit of a slump in terms of captioning. Haven't been keeping up with my email (even though I've gotten LOADS of wonderful captions for the selfie contest) and haven't really made a caption for this blog in over two weeks (usually get at least one every two days). In an attempt to get me out of my funk/give me time to create more caps, I'm going to post a long series that I've been waiting to post for a while. The first part is mostly just setup for the rest, so please be patient!