Quick Cap: Comparing Sizes

What Could Be Worse?

Another longer cap for you - I know it's not very long, but its still a more classic cap style. Hope you like it!

Quick Cap: Too Obvious?

Happy Thanksgiving to all in the U.S! Also, really happy with how many people have responded to the poll - keep it up!

Quick Cap: Too Comfortable

Quick Caps: Never Dreamed

The poll is up on what to do in the future! Explanation is here if you want more info. Enjoy this cap and vote in the poll!

Winning the Bet to Winning Other Things

So a bit of an update for you all. First, today is a longer caption for you all now as a change of pace. But instead of just a change of pace, I want to discuss the direction that this blog should go. I've basically been taking a break, filling in Quick Caps and others that I've had stored in the interim. Part of the reason is that I don't know what I want to do next. So what better way to figure this out than to ask you all! I've put a poll on the top right of the blog with four options that I've considered. They are:

1. More longer caps - Basically just what I used to do, longer caps that have no sequence and are about whatever I feel like capping at the moment.
2. A new longer caption series - I really enjoyed doing HTBABB 101 for you all, and would put the time into thinking of a new series if you all would like that again.
3. Revive S.H.E.M.A.L.E Starz - I've always thought about continuing the S.H.E.M.A.L.E Starz storyline that I never finished. It's not a caption series, which some people like better, but I did enjoy it and felt bad about not completing it.
4. Revive Hypnotic Wishes - Along the same lines as the last option, I never finished the Hypnotic Wishes storyline. Someone mentioned bringing this back in a recent comment, so I though I'd offer it up as it would take only two more stories to finish.

I would ask all of you to vote in the poll (you can select multiple options!) and/or comment in any post for the next two weeks. This will give me a sense of what direction to head in once I come back from my break! Thanks everyone!

-Elena Starz

Quick Cap: Probably...

Quick Cap: Not for Children?

Quick Cap: More Popular

Hello everyone! So I got enough positive feedback to warrant running the rest of my quick caps (and trust me, there are A LOT!), but I also recognize that some people don't enjoy them as much as my classic, little more detailed caps. So I plan on just running a mixture of the two kinds of caps, leaning more on quick caps because I have more stored and because they are easier to produce, but adding some longer caps as well at least once a week. As always, feel free to comment on what you like, don't like, and want to see more of! I really appreciate the feedback (especially recently!).

Quick Cap: Too Excited

Quick Cap: More than a Tanning Machine

Quick Cap: Surprise

Quick Cap: That Awkward Moment

Quick Cap: Don't Insult a Witch

Quick Cap: Jealousy of Older Brother

Quick Cap: Halloween Costume Or Dream Outfit?

Quick Cap: Three Shots, Three Reasons

Quick Cap: Living Proof

Quick Cap: Touch Up

Hello everyone! First, I'd like to thank RockStar1986, Ian, Ambyr, and SaraMichelle for their appreciative comments on my HTBABB 101 Finale. It's nice to hear that you all enjoyed the series and made me happy to know that all the time and effort I put into these caps turned into some pleasure for the rest of you!

So I had promised to let you all know what I planned to do on the blog since HTBABB 101 is now over and after some thinking I've come up with a plan. I've stored A LOT of captions in a new style that I've been calling "Quick Caps" - as the name implies, they are shorter caps with less of a storyline and more emphasis on the images by putting fewer words into the caps and by putting the text onto the images so your eye doesn't have to roam back and forth. These caps are similar in style to some captioners that I respect, but I understand that they might not tickle everyone's fancy - so I'm going to try a trial run. Basically, I'm going to post one "Quick Cap" a day for ten days and I want you to give me feedback! Love them, hate them, don't have a preference - add a comment in the next ten days so I can decided whether to keep running these kinds of caps or not! 

I hope you enjoy this new style!

-Elena Starz

FINALE: Gigi B. Rests - Re-Education 101: How to Become a Blonde Bimbo

So here we are! The 101st post in the How to Become a Blonde Bimbo series that I have made. I would like to thank everyone who has commented, read, shared, guest capped, or participated in any way shape or form. Without all of you wonderful people out here, I would not have started this series, nor would I have finished it after a long haitus. This final post is for you as a thank you for everything.

In terms of what to expect from me and this blog now that the series is over - I honestly don't know. I have a couple of spare caps on random topics, and a bunch of "Quick Caps" I've been experimenting with that have a new look and less than 50 words of text. In all likelihood I will be posting one "Quick Cap" a day for a while until I decide on what I want to do. More details will come when I figure out exactly what I want to do.

So finally, the moment you've all been waiting for - the final cap(s) in the series. I decided to do a 7 cap story line that turned out to be the longest series that I can remember doing. The reason why this is so long is because; 1. I wanted to do both a backstory on the history behind Professor Blonde and to a certain extent Dean Daniel Rests; 2. I also wanted to do a bit of a conclusion to the series in the present that resolves the tension between Dean Rests and Professor Blonde; 3. I had lots of good images for various characters involved that I wanted to use and; 4. It's the final piece in the series! I might as well make it long and exciting! So without further ado, here is the seven cap finale to Re-Education 101: How to Become a Blonde Bimbo. As always, enjoy!

Nikki and Vicki - Re-Education 101: How to Become a Blonde Bimbo

This is the final cap before the series finale involving backstory on Professor Blonde and a conclusion to the Dean Rests saga. I really, really, really like this last cap because of the image of two girls gesticulating back and forth plays in well into the story...which of course I also like because of the sheer ignorance of the truth of the matter. This cap just epitomizes "bimbo" for me in so many ways that I feel like it is a fitting 100th cap. Enjoy!

Crystal - Re-Education 101: How to Become a Blonde Bimbo

Second to last of the regular caps and third last in the entire series! I really just like this one for the image, which I could have gone in a lot of directions with, but ended up choosing a path that I though had a lot of "potential", as Chris does now! Enjoy!

Erin - Re-Education 101: How to Become a Blonde Bimbo

A fun little cap at the end of the semester from the point of view of a bimbo who is VERY keen on being selected as the star bimbo of the class. Really like the internal monologue for this one and the way it works for the image...plus something about the final exam resonates with the fact that this series is nearing the end. Enjoy!

Steffi - Re-Education 101: How to Become a Blonde Bimbo

The second cap of the Final Six - a little spring break cap. 

Rose - Re-Education 101: How to Become a Blonde Bimbo

So now that the Halloween caps are over, I am both proud and sad to announce that there are only 6 more HTBABB captions left in the 101 cap series! Although I am undecided on whether this series will permanently end after these next six (especially considering how many good images I have left in storage that are begging for a cap!), I can confirm that these next six are the culmination of what I have planned and any future caps will come at a later time.

However, as we are on the final stretch, I wanted to put forth some of my best work (in my opinion) - save the best for last, as they say. I also want to add a little backstory on Professor Blonde/kind of wrap up the Dean Rests saga. So, the tentative layout for the next six days will be 4/5 days of random caps that I consider to be quite good followed by 1/2 days of cap(s) on Professor Blonde and/or Dean Rests. 

Today, we have a caption about a fashion challenged student that becomes a stunning fashionista. Enjoy!

Trick or Treat - Re-Education 101: How to Become a Blonde Bimbo

The last Halloween cap after Halloween turned into two Halloween caps based on 'trick or treat'...they are completely separate caps based on that simple but wonderful phrase...let me know which one you enjoyed more!